Satire Alert, satire ALERT! Poll: which is worse, "f--- you" or "go f--- y------f"??

Feb 02, 2022

Which one is fucking worse? F--- you? or Go f--- yourself? *satirical poll*

I certainly fucking hope no one has recently or ever told you to go fuck yourself! But if they have, or even if not, I hope this fun poll brightens up your fucking day!

In previous videos and blogposts, we've talked about the 3 elements of communication, what's fucking being said, what's really fucking being said, and what the fuck is being left unsaid (often the most im-fucking-portant part, but not this fucking time!).

If someone says, fuck you, what they're really saying is, I hope you get fucked, against your will. Also heard as, "get tied," and it does literally mean a desire for another person to be dominated, in a specifically sexual way, against their will. Which is why angry people who desire to assert dominance and leverage control will often say it when they feel impotent. Even if only in the "powerless to influence the outcome of the situation" sense of the word impotent, the person who says "fuck you" is holding up a giant red neon sign that says, "I desire your punishment. I wish I could punish you myself but I recognize and acknowledge the limits of my own power. I don't have any in this situation, but I will still send out a generalized prayer for your punishment into the universe. I really, truly, and deeply desire your imminent humiliating degrading punishment."

But in Sigma Sarah's fucking view, "go fuck yourself" is actually way way worse and way way more of an insult! When we say, "go fuck yourself" to someone, we are telling them that they are so fucking repulsive, so disgusting, that not even a person who commits free will-violating crime on the regular would want to assault them in this humiliating degrading way. "That's how gross, disgusting, and repellent you are," their giant red neon sign says. "You're so abhorrent that in order to get fu—d, you'd have to do it yourself. That's how undesirable and rejectable you are, as a human landfill. Go masturbate yourself because you are human reject trash that no other human would want, even if only to hurt and degrade."

Fascinatingly damaged people, in either case. Both types are telling us they feel powerless in the situation, that they emotionally feel trapped in the crib and wish they were big (strong/smart) enough to climb out and DO SOMETHING about a situation that strikes them as fundamentally unjust.

There is almost always something we can do, some action we can take to right wrongs and correct injustices. The wisest strongest people in the tribe know that many people taking a single, seemingly small action, can be more powerful than (or can offset the effects of) one big action by a person in a position of authority. And, taking no action is weighted, because it is both a vote -- and a prayer -- for everything to stay the same.

So which one is worse to you, in your view? "Fuck you"? or "Go fuck yourself"?

Please vote below! And if you would like to see my neighbor, in a bout of hysteria, tell me to go fuck myself (enjoy this video as a prelude to my body language/speech pattern video analysis of her indicators of past leadership training and other compulsions to assert dominance and leverage control, coming next week), click here!

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