Why do men leave the toilet seat up? A treatise on toilet equity
(Belated April Fool’s post - to be read in the spirit of a modest proposal, dear readers)
Ladies, why do men leave the toilet seat up? They aren’t, of course. You are leaving the toilet seat down. After sitting to pee, my uterus-containing reader, you would and should put the seat back up, so that if a testicular sac-bearing individual then enters that same bathroom to take a leak, he can simply whip out his member without having to take two…
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