There’s a real children’s book called “Covid-19 Meets the Vaccine”!!

And my satirical character “Deep State Valley Girl“ starts reading it till she gets interrupted by a phone call from Dr Fauci!

Dr Garden Gnome — in this 100% satirical piece of performance art I uploaded to rumble, bitchute and tiktok — calls mid-storytime, and Deep State Sarah and the Good bad Doctor discuss the true cause behind vaccine hesitancy.

“Do you know why people **really** won’t get the vaxx?” my alter ego asks Tony. The REAL REASON? It’s because they can READ!! Widespread literacy is the PROBLEM!! After all, if no one could read, no one could read about the side effects of the vaxx during the animal trials! And if no one could read the abstracts of those early studies, no one would want (need!) to access any pesky dictionaries lying around in order to piece together the implied meaning of phrases like “antibody dependence enhancement”!! For thousands of years the masses were controlled by not allowing them to learn how to read — or write, for God’s sake, man!!! — but now that they can, they keep learning and reading more and writing more and sharing more!! And this is why they won’t get the vaxx or the boosters! THIS IS THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL HUMANITY’s PROBLEMS — literacy!! Just do what the benevolent people in power tell you to do and don’t question it! It’s so like, frustrating, when people don’t! OMG! STOP READING ALREADY!!!

Also in the convo with Doc F, Deep State Sarah reminisces about her first coup d’état in Libya — because you never forget your first … coup d’état.

Now, on a serious note, I could not even believe it when I saw this ***actually real*** children’s book in a quaint bookstore/giftshop in the Navy Yard neighborhood in DC — but it’s genuine! The cover has an image of the vaccine as a superhero — cape and all! In the ring ready to duke it out with a puny little mutated bug of a virus!

It even begins with a quote from the Book of Revelations on the Dedication and Acknowledgements page!!

“And He said unto me, Write: for these words are true and faithful.” (Revelations 21:15)

Albert Bourla couldn’t have said it better himself. But I hope he does someday say it, under oath!

So you know my satirical alter ego, the Deep State Valley Girl had to read this story to everyone on twitter and tiktok.

Hope you enjoy!

Watch on rumble: https://rumble.com/v27a3ai-storytime-the-deep-state-valley-girl-reads-you-covid-19-meets-the-vaccine.html

Watch on tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsYGSkm/

Watch on bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/MFfkHveCgHV1/

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